아이고! Lost in translation

Korean schools have a school-wide messaging system that all the teachers and administrators use to keep each other updated. Of course, everything is in Korean, but I always scan them to see if something seems important. Sometimes I run them through Google Translate… as if that helps any.

Here are a collection of school messages I’ve received and attempted to translate.

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If you have lost a thumb or student transportation card, please send a three-layer jinhaksil

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Take minutes to find items ordered

1. Notes et al 15 kinds
2. Peanut, Peanut Caramel
Find the key ㅠㅠ>

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Some of the key depends itgoyo clustered ~
A key chain character Lisa Simpson’s up ~
Where ever I think yesterday I shed picking up new minutes heulheul give me im me

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Main Office: Sheep playing teacher.
Most, but … if there ever been carrying this lack of self-troubled student
I’m afraid, so throw the extra characters, please send me your parents
I am in the Main Office, 4th Floor

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I love ^^
Yoo-jung’s yesterday once will guide Sinmungo app installed safety related messages sent to you again.
Reported until Monday because I want to finish the day ….
Check sludge will send it as an attachment to an example, we will appreciate it if you answer me.
Fighting is always fighting always ^^ ^^

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Missed the received content.

Details:
Maybe you saw a small wad of keys’re not from around here?
There are six keys on the square flower pink key chain, this is a very important key ㅠㅠ
Each key has ‘green, purple, gray, 2,3’, etc. They said there’s written.
I went to that place Where the spirit …

I’m begging you saw minutes at ambient ~~ ~~~ Contact

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Hey ~
Application receives milk feeds.
Students Family Letter (Form) is indeed doable distributed each year.
Prospective milk feeding of staff sent to geupsiksil please fill out the attached file ~

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Knysna program when connecting Freeze, when attaching files stored down, the conflicts these men HOT!
I appreciate your patience, director of information I am going to spend 2011 to buy computers this year …. Haut.

These men HOT, people.